This snippet is from my Christmas story, The Misadventures of Dick Grewcock: A Vampire's First Christmas. This scene has Master Vlad talking with Dick, but Vlad digresses. Dick thinks he's a bit white and pasty, but Vlad has a suggestion and "wanders" off subject for the third time.
“Oh Dick, don’t be silly. You’re a good-looking vampire and you should try Blood Red by Maybelline because the long-lasting blend lasts all night. Doesn’t smudge or rub off when you bite hard. I have the shade on tonight.” He smacked his lips. “By the way, can you sing and dance? If so, I got a memo today from one of my clients looking to hire at both Disney World and Universal Studios, a great opportunity.” He leaned over the wooden desk and lowered his voice. “You know when you work for either company, you get discounts. I feel like a little kid when I visit the parks. I especially like the fireworks display during special events or the electric parade. Have you been to their night shows yet?”
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